A four-wheeled defibrillator.

I flipped the page and the ad immediately caught my eye. The headline read "A four-wheeled defibrillator."

The rest of the copy said:

Pump a little adrenaline into your life with the Impreza WRX. 265-horsepower provides the thrust. Symmetrical All-Wheel drive provides the grip. Combined, they deliver a 0 to 60 time of just 4.7 seconds, and a shock to your heart every time you hit the accelerator.

I even like the car, but I can guarantee you that I don't want what the ad promises.

(Seen on DETAILS magazine, November 2009)